A Wild Hog Tale for Christmas

Liv Coleman
2 min readDec 24, 2022

This is the second of two Christmas stories for this year written by the ChatGPT AI chatbot. The prompt was: “Write a story about the elimination of wild hogs in the style of a Hallmark Christmas movie.” The only thing I changed was the name of the town and the setting. Hope you enjoy!

It was a cold and snowy Christmas Eve in the small town of Palmville, nestled in the rolling hills of exurban Manatee County. The streets were lined with twinkling lights and festive decorations, as the townspeople bustled about preparing for the holiday.

Amidst the joy and cheer, there was one problem that had been plaguing the town for years: a group of wild hogs had been causing havoc in the local farmland, tearing up crops and causing damage to the land.

The town council had tried everything to get rid of the hogs, but nothing seemed to work. It seemed that the hogs were here to stay, much to the frustration of the farmers and townspeople.

But on this particular Christmas Eve, something miraculous happened. As the town gathered in the town square to sing carols and enjoy hot cocoa, a group of hunters dressed in Santa hats and armed with tranquilizer guns emerged from the woods.

“We’ve come to take care of those pesky hogs once and for all!” they declared.

The town erupted into cheers as the hunters set off into the woods, determined to rid the town of the wild hogs once and for all.

As the night wore on, the hunters worked tirelessly, tracking the hogs and tranquilizing them one by one. By the time the sun rose on Christmas Day, all of the wild hogs had been captured and taken away, leaving the town in peace at last.

The townspeople were overjoyed, and they threw a huge celebration in honor of the hunters and their bravery. It was a Christmas that none of them would ever forget, and they knew that they had the hunters to thank for the peace and prosperity that they enjoyed in the years to come.

As the town of Palmville basked in the glow of the holiday season, they knew that they had finally found a solution to their wild hog problem, and that they would never have to worry about them again. It was a Christmas miracle, and one that would be remembered and celebrated for years to come.

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